Deep thoughts on everyday life
If you went parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and all your friends are watching you fall. I think it would be real funny if you pretended you were swimming in mid-air...
If you were out hiking with your friend and he gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to run for help and wait there for you, then walk 10 feet and pretend that you've got bitten by a poisonous snake as well and start an argument about who's going to run for help now. He'll probably start crying. But will be damn relieved when you tell him it was just a joke and you can actually run for help.
Contrary to common belief, neither the lion nor the tiger is the most dangerous animal in the world. Its a hammer head shark riding an elephant, just trampling and eating everything in sight.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on the sidewalk, my first instinct is to burst out laughing. But then conscience sets in, and i think, what if i was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny would it.
When you die, and god gave you a choice between regular heaven or chocolate sundea heaven. Choose chocolate sundea heaven, it might be a trick, but if its not a trick, mmmm mm mmmmm... you're in for a treat.
If you ever caught fire and don't know what to do, try to avoid looking in a mirror. I bet the sight would throw you into a real panic.
If you were out hiking with your friend and he gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to run for help and wait there for you, then walk 10 feet and pretend that you've got bitten by a poisonous snake as well and start an argument about who's going to run for help now. He'll probably start crying. But will be damn relieved when you tell him it was just a joke and you can actually run for help.
Contrary to common belief, neither the lion nor the tiger is the most dangerous animal in the world. Its a hammer head shark riding an elephant, just trampling and eating everything in sight.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on the sidewalk, my first instinct is to burst out laughing. But then conscience sets in, and i think, what if i was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny would it.
When you die, and god gave you a choice between regular heaven or chocolate sundea heaven. Choose chocolate sundea heaven, it might be a trick, but if its not a trick, mmmm mm mmmmm... you're in for a treat.
If you ever caught fire and don't know what to do, try to avoid looking in a mirror. I bet the sight would throw you into a real panic.
posted by dinesh at 11:33 PM
