I bought a new mouse.

ok, so get this, i needed a new mouse becuase the old old was just plain nasty and pretty much spoilt. So in school i got this $12 mouse, looked kind of alright, i mean hey, a mouse is a mouse right.

So i go home, dumped the old one and hooked up the new one. Lo and behold, the mouse has a neon blue glow to it. I'm like, fuck? i wanted a mouse not a bloody disco with blue and red lights (optical mouse yeah, can't get those good old "ball" ones no more, guess those are not cool anymore)

And speaking about cool...anyone seen the new blood drive campaign? its cool to save life. Yeah its also cool if i get to shove my foot down the guy's throat who invented this statement, but do i get to do it?

I just want to know what does the fucking word mean? Cool. What is it like to be cool? Most teens don't really give a fuck about what cool is i think. I know i don't. Cool to me is about being me, its not a way of life i have to adapt to to suddenly become cool overnight. All those fucking balding marketers who think its a good idea to associate their teen-targeted products with coolness has got to be asking for someone's foot down their throats right. Its almost like their begging for it. And yeah, i'm wondering who the fucking idiot is who came up with "saving lives is cool". Well i got news for that guy, shoving my foot down his throat would be immensely cool, but do i get to do it?

And yeah, maybe teens really are that fucking stupid actually, i can't believe why everyone's wearing those stupid faded jeans. Their paying money for something that looks old and worn. Its almost as stupid as those people paying for antiques. Maybe they just want to blend in with people who don't have money to buy new things so they have to wear a very old pair of hand-me-down jeans. OR, maybe they're just too fucking stupid.

And yes, talking about antique collectors. Don't even let me get started on them. I feel the need to comdemn as many types of people as i can since its been quite a while since i last posted an entry. Antique collectors have got to be the dumbest fucking people on earth. You why antiques become antiques? Its because the product was too fucking useless to continue production in its time, so a hundred or so years on, dumb fuckers will spend thousands of dollars on them.

Yeah so you better hang on to those glow in the dark optical mouse and flyers of those "saving lives is cool" campaign, wonder if people a hundred years from now will have a sense of humour?