Friday, March 24, 2006

If I Had A Shooting Star For A Pen, I Would Write Your Name Across The Sky

I was watching this talkshow, and the host said "so what's going on in your life right now?" inquizitively. And the guest said "i'm engaged now", and the host goes on to say "yeah, let's put our hands together for her fiance Gary sitting in the crowd tonight."

Let's analyse this a little bit. The host knew she was engaged, and that her fiance was in the crowd, yet asked her with a face that suggested puzzlement what was going on in her life at the moment, when she very well knew what was going on in her life. Is there no better way to introduce the fact that she's engaged? I was not amused...

And it didn't help that the show was america's next top model reunion show. I hate that lousy show, the only thing good about it was the girls, the contest sucks, the show sucks, certainly tyra banks sucks, the judges all sucked...it was just one sucky show with a whole lot of attractive booty. Not that i'm a booty person...eh...........

The only thing better than the girls on the show, is that now, after the reunion(which i think is the last episode of reality shows?) is that channel 5 has a 1 hour timeshot free to programme a better show. Hopefully it won't be the male version of the modelling show (whatever its called)...because then the programme wouldn't even have girls on it...that'll suck majorly (and please don't tell me majorly is not a word, because wouldn't you know it...i know)

I was thinking of moving on to write the social impacts of having shows depicting only beautiful women bitching about other women to become the ultimate bitch...oh i mean...America's Next Top Model...but who the fuck really wants to know the social impacts when there's so much booty and not to mention boobies around. Stick social degradation, yay to beauty verging on soft porn on tv.

Disclaimer: if you have problems understanding what i wrote above, you're either one of thos above-mentioned bitch types or that i write really incoherently
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