Friday, May 19, 2006

Looking for a politically correct view on PAP's total domination? Me neither.

At the recent Worker's Party (to be called hammerhead from now on) rally, there were maybe 30 thousand people cheering and clapping everytime a candidate finishes a sentence.

So i begin wondering, is it cool to support the opposition? I mean, its got to be cool when you hear people talking about politics and you just cut in saying, "Fuck PAP". Right?

Really i am getting sick with PAP's landslide win election after election, and there are so many people saying they suport the opposition. Something's got to give, either PAP are manipulating the votes or Singaporeans are just too pussy to vote the opposition when it comes down to the real thing.

Another thing, the PAP apparently launched this mega campaign saying how secret this whole election is going to be. And that no one will know who you voted for. What didn't surprise me was that the opposition agreed with the secrecy of the procedure. If it was not secret, that means the PAP will know who you voted for which means the opposition won't get any votes. Good on you oppositions for supporting your government. Truly admirable.

And since i am so annoyed with the political scene here, and don't want to be labelled a "quitter" like Jayaretnam, wait, did he quit Singapore? He's insane not to have, i will be forming my own political party.

"King of You Party", going with the theme that Singaporeans want to be bossed around like 2-year-olds. And of course every party needs an acronym, which the "i-support-the-opposition-so-i'm-fucking-cool-but-am-too-pussy-to-vote-for-them" public will turn into a joke like "pay-and-pay", so my party's acronym will be KOYP, try forming a stupid joke with those words.

My party will not allow any protests; Under my government, there will be no assembly, peaceful or otherwise, unless you have a permit. Anyone who protests will be seen as trying to imply that the government is not doing enough for the country and hence trying to shake up a potential nationwide pendemonium, thus having to be stopped under the ISA.

Have i ever mentioned how much the ISA ruled.

My party will also pass a monarchy bill which will enable my despotic and nepotistic rule to forever be in place. And again anyone who protest, just refer to the aforementioned protest bill.

Next, during elections, whichever constituencies do not vote me to represent them will undergo a major recontruction worth about 200 million per estate to upgrade all facilities and every block will have their lifts removed from every floor. Lets see who they vote next time round.

Or maybe i should just ban voting. Voting means trying to undermine the government by thinking that someone else can do a better job. Man the ISA rules.

I have a whole bunch of bills that will totally make my party rock. But lets face it, i can't even run in elections for another 3 years, the next election is god knows when and realistically i could be very content just joining the PAP.
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